Obama's Twisted Haitian Take

When it comes to the U.S. economy, Obama does not care. Unemployment is climbing and Obama does not care. The U.S. dollar is declining and Obama does not care. While terrorists get constitutional rights and U.S. citizens struggle to make ends meet, Obama looks to jam "health care" down our throat. Obama does not care.

Now a devastating earthquake strikes Haiti killing thousands of people and Obama demands from us that we care. We do care. Obama does not care.

Here's how it breaks down:

1. Obama defeats McCain
2. Obama promises to keep unemployment under 8%
3. Unemployment passes 10%
4. Obama tells Americans that they have to hunker down and deal with unemployment
5. Obama tell Americans that will be a long road to economic recovery
6. Obama does nothing to help the economy recover
7. Obama does lots of things to make certain the economy will not recover
8. Obama calls for more taxes and higher taxes
9. Obama takes credit for saving or creating 150,00 jobs.
10. Obama tells Americans that they have to hunker down and deal with unemployment
11. Obama tell Americans that will be a long road to economic recovery
12. Obama does nothing to help the economy recover
13. Obama does lots of things to make certain the economy will not recover
14. Obama calls for more taxes and higher taxes
15. Obama takes credit for saving or creating 600,00 jobs
16. Obama tells Americans that they have to hunker down and deal with unemployment
17. Obama tell Americans that will be a long road to economic recovery
18. Obama does nothing to help the economy recover
19. Obama does lots of things to make certain the economy will not recover
20. Obama calls for more taxes and higher taxes
21. Obama takes credit for saving or creating 3,500,000 jobs.
22. Obama tells Americans that they have to hunker down and deal with unemployment
23. Obama tell Americans that will be a long road to economic recovery
24. Obama does nothing to help the economy recover
25. Obama does lots of things to make certain the economy will not recover
26. Obama calls for more taxes and higher taxes
27. Obama blames George W. Bush

If the catastrophe in Haiti follows Obama's U.S. economic policy, then his response will unfold like this:

1. While the people of Haiti are left dying and starving, Obama ignores their plight in pursuit of economic destruction.
2. While the people of Haiti are left dying and starving, Obama tells Haitians to deal with it because the road to recovery will be a long struggle.
3. While the people of Haiti are left dying and starving, Obama claims to save or create 150,00 Haitians
4. While the people of Haiti are left dying and starving, Obama ignores their plight in pursuit of economic destruction.
5. While the people of Haiti are left dying and starving, Obama tells Haitians to deal with it because the road to recovery will be a long struggle.
6. While the people of Haiti are left dying and starving, Obama claims to save or create 600,00 more Haitians
7. While the people of Haiti are left dying and starving, Obama ignores their plight in pursuit of economic destruction.
8. While the people of Haiti are left dying and starving, Obama tells Haitians to deal with it because the road to recovery will be a long struggle.
9. While the people of Haiti are left dying and starving, Obama claims to save or create 3,500,00 more Haitians
10. While the people of Haiti are left dying and starving, Obama does nothing to help and blames George W. Bush.

I am not attempting to be funny. Obama does not care.